'How do you think Betty fells?' Richie tried to make a joke and I finished for him 'Well who's shoe is it?' I asked walking into the sewer with Richie and Billīill shined his light on the inside of the shoe 'It's Betty Ripsoms.' Richie saidĮddie started freaking out completely. 'N-No, Georgie wore galoshes.' Bill states 'Shit- D-Don't tell me thats.' Stanley said I turned to look at what Bill was holding, a shoe. 'Actually it is possible, some guy in the town over, a couple years ago, got pregnant and gave birth through his-' And even if it was possible, that's disgusting!' Eddie shreieked 'Yeah and if Richie gets pregnant, I'm blaming it on you.' I joked, placing my hands on my hips like Eddie did 'You know, if I get cancer, I'm blaming it on you.' Eddie told me, placing his hands on him hips 'Are you retarded?!' I mocked Eddie in a funny voice, making him even more mad You're literally- This is like swimming inside of a toilet bowl.' Eddie complains as I pick up a trash bag that's soaked from the sewer water with the stick, 'Have you ever heard of listeria?!' I threw the garbage bag at Eddie and it landed at his feetĮddie jumped away from the bag and screamed. I started moving to stick in my hand around in the water, 'Rylee, that's disgusting. 'It's probably just your breath wafting back in your face.' Richie snorted, making me laughĮddie scoffed, 'Have you ever heard of a staph infection' 'Doesn't smell like caca to me señor.' Richie and I said in a really bad Spanish accentĮddie gagged, 'Okay, I can seriously smell that from here.' So-' he cut himself off when I picked up a stick and sniffed it, Richie walked over and sniffed it too 'are you- are you serious?! what the hell guys what are you.' So I'm just telling you, you three are slashing around in millions of gallons of Derry pee. Stanley only shook his head and Eddie just had to make this about getting sick. 'Aren't you guys coming in?' Richie asked Eddie and Stanley, who was just standing there I rolled my eyes and said 'I never said I wasn't.' 'You're shorter than me!' Eddie exclaimed 'Okay that's so not funny you two.' Eddie said rolling his eyes Richie and I looked at eachother and said 'Then you probably have crabs.' at the same time 'Yeah not every fucking plant is poison ivy, Stanley.' I addedīill, Richie and I walked into the sewer, and started looking around, 'Okay well I'm starting to get itchy now and I'm pretty sure that's not good for my-'Įddie was cut off by Richie, 'Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?' 'Where?!' Eddie screamed, jumping away from the 'poison ivy' even though it's not even poison ivy 'Where's the poison ivy?!' he screamed again Once we got to the sewers, Stanley started pointing at every fucking plant saying 'That's poison ivy, and that's poison ivy,' he paused and looked right behind Eddie and pointed to behind him and said 'and that's poison ivy.' 'Hey Billy! Your old lady bikes too fast for us!' I joked and drove beside Richie to high five him We got on our bikes and approached the hill, Bill screaming 'Hi-go, silver away!' and going much faster than the rest of us 'Okay okay.' I said regaining my breath, I hopped on my bike and followed Bill down the road to go pick Stanley up and head to the sewers

K?' Richie and I asked at the same timeĮddie shoved us out the door and said 'Sorry mommy.' before shutting the door and walking to his bike, Richie and I were dying of laughter 'Knock it off you two.' Richie and I look at eachother and giggled as Eddie walked over to his mother and gave her a kiss on her cheek, obviously embarrassed and walked back to us, giving us a weird look, him knowing Richie or I would say something. 'Aren't you forgetting something, Eddie Bear?' Mrs. 'Yes, ma.' Eddie said, starting to push us out the door

Especially if it's just been cut, you know how your allergies can get.' she said directing her attention to Eddie 'Oh okay,' she didn't seem convinced at all, but continued, 'but sweet don't go rolling around in the grass.

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